This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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