you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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