pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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