I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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