ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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