I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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