Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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