i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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