did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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