Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How external is "for external use only"?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?