Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?