I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.