You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.