Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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