I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
