But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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