hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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