real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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