Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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