She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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