Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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