i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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