We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Mom said you looked used
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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