you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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