man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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