it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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