Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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