May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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