Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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