great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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