You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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