Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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