we have officially lost it.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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