Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad

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(941): View more from Florida

how did the keg end up in the top bunk?

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(408): View more from California

I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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(515): View more from Iowa

He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"

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