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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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