i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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