What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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