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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.

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(440): View more from Ohio

she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday

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(817): View more from Texas

Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.

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(315): View more from New York

You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day

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(773): View more from Illinois

What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?

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