Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?