Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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