He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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