I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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