You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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