so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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