Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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