I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
This is the high leading the old right now
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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