so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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