I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I have post one night stand depression
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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