Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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