See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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