just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
why do cheetos always look like penises
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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