You made me cry and you don't even care
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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