Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Barsexuality is the new black.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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