I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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