Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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