Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
false alarm. still invincible.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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