So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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