Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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