i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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