I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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